Ramayana by Bill Gates...
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was
a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only
PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years
passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen
CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP
COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),
and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to
the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through
DOS-rat and he kollapsed
power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with hi! m.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The
forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by
RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely
declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to
be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping, SPARC-nakha
fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's
plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of a golden stag and
drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot
the deer, who, with his
last breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed
her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
PROGRAMMERS to use powerful
'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not
to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about
'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND
MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Aft! er doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.Ha-NEUMAN
used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile
all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him
using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the
VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful
RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on
earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya a! nd spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat.
Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an
OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman,BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was
a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only
PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years
passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor. However, Queen
CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP
COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter),
and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to
the forest for 14 years.
At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through
DOS-rat and he kollapsed
power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta insisted to
LOGIN with hi! m.
LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The
forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of
LAN-ka. Attracted by
RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely
declined. Perceiving 'C'ta to
be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to kill her.
Weeping, SPARC-nakha
fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SISTOR's
plight, approached his
uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself into the
form of a golden stag and
drew RAM deep into the forest. Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot
the deer, who, with his
last breath, cried out resperately for LSI-man in RAM's voice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's aid.
Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and changed
her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the forest.
They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful
co-processor Ha-NEUMAN.
SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his
PROGRAMMERS to use powerful
'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His
PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all
around the INTER-NETworked forests. Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not
to forget the 'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to 'INFO SEEK' something about
'C'ta. Some of them even shouted 'YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND
MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless. Ha-NEUMAN devised a
RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED.
Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. Aft! er doing some local
SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE.Ha-NEUMAN
used a LOGIN ID (ring) to identify himself to 'C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta
believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM. Meanwhile
all the raakshasa BUGS around 'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him
using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the
VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the
STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful
RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost
DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to
some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man. RAM used the
SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on
earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya a! nd spreaded his
MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and
every one lived happily everafter.
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